Merry Crisis Long Sleeve — Jail Mary Christmas Collection
Reporting live from the Trap House Tahoe: it’s December, the children are unhinged, the elf is terrorizing the household, and somehow… you’re the one holding it together.
Enter: Merry Crisis — the long sleeve for moms who are 100% over it, 90% caffeinated, and 10% one-elf-incident away from calling in backup.
This premium long sleeve is part of the Jail Mary Christmas Drop — only available until December 7. When it’s gone, it’s gone, babe.
Throw it on with leggings, hide in the pantry with your bougie coffee, and embrace the chaos in style.
Product Details
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Premium soft-wash long sleeve
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Unisex fit — cozy, slightly relaxed
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High-quality DTG printing (Printful/Printify ready)
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Colors: Black, Cranberry, Evergreen, Cream (if you decide to offer all)
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Sizes: S–3XL
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Tear-away label
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Crew neck, ribbed cuffs
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Perfect for feral-child season, school pickup line chaos, and December survival mode
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Hang dry for longest life (or tumble low because you’re busy)Shop the Merry Crisis long sleeve from the Jail Mary Christmas Collection — premium unisex long sleeve for moms surviving December chaos. Limited drop ends Dec 7.
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Do not iron directly on design