“Don’t Make Me Go to Confession” Decorative Plate

I asked nicely.

This decorative plate exists somewhere between Catholic guilt, bad decisions, and a quiet threat whispered through gritted teeth.

The “Don’t Make Me Go to Confession” plate is vintage church lady energy with a feral streak — skull-laced filigree, soft gold rim, and a message meant for very specific people.

It does not explain itself.
It does not apologize.
It simply waits.

Place accordingly.

The Energy

• Catholic guilt, activated

• Ornate, but unhinged

• Pretty enough to distract you from the warning

• Judgmental in a calm, historical way

Details (Before You Ask)

• 13” decorative charger plate

• Clear polystyrene with gold rim

• Black skull filigree border

• Center text: DON’T MAKE ME GO TO CONFESSION

• Decorative display only

• Plate stand not included unless bundled

Where It Belongs

• On the wall where guests can read it twice

• On a shelf next to things you survived

• Near candles, rosaries, or your last nerve

• In a kitchen that has seen things

What It Is Not

• Not subtle

• Not food safe

• Not responsible for emotional responses

• Not here to make anyone comfortable

Jail Mary Fine Print

This item may cause:

• Nervous laughter

• Flashbacks to CCD

• Sudden self-reflection

• A strong urge to mind your business

Display responsibly.