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YOUR URGENCY IS NOT MY PRIORITY. Jail Mary Confessional — January 22, 2026
YOUR URGENCY IS NOT MY PRIORITY. Jail Mary Confessional — January 22, 2026
A confession about boundaries, urgency culture, and refusing to participate in other people's panic. Read more...
#5 - GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY.
#5 - GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY.
January 12 is where the truth shows up. A confession about pressure, exhaustion, and still standing. Read more...
Jail Mary Confessional illustration featuring a skeleton in a hoodie holding coffee, with January 1 calendar, alarm clock, dumbbells, and burning heart. Banner reads 'New Year. Same Shit.'
JAIL MARY CONFESSIONAL — WEEK 4
If you're entering 2026 in the same hoodie with the same tired eyes, you're exactly who this space is for. No reinvention required. Read more...
Jail Mary Dispatch Christmas Chaos Report featuring tattoo flash art with skull in Santa hat, coffee mug, truck, and holiday gifts
WEEK 3 — "CHRISTMAS CHAOS REPORT: EVERYONE IS HOME AND I'M LOSING MY GRIP ON REALITY"
Live from the trenches: Christmas has arrived with no school, no structure, and no peace. This week's Dispatch is your survival intel for when you love Christmas and you're completely... Read more...
Jail Mary Dispatch tattoo flash art featuring skeleton in hoodie, coffee mug with flames, thermometer, sacred heart with scarf, frost-covered Tahoe, and bluebonnets with text Texas Cold Hits Different
TEXAS COLD HITS DIFFERENT: A WINTER SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR MOMS LOSING IT SLOWLY
If you're surviving Texas winter by living in one solid hoodie, the current drop was basically made for you. Consider this your official uniform for making it through. Read more...
Jail Mary Dispatch No. 001 - Live from the Trenches - Tattoo flash style illustration featuring skull reporter, coffee mug, laundry basket, Tahoe, and sacred heart
WEEK 1 — WELCOME TO THE JAIL MARY DISPATCH
Live from the trenches: your weekly Jail Mary Dispatch where motherhood is treated with the seriousness of breaking news and the comedy of a Waffle House at 2 AM. For... Read more...