CHAOS CREW HOODIE — LIMITED DROP | JAIL MARY CHRISTIMAS COLLECTION

Colorways: Black • Cream • Evergreen • Cranberry
Fit: Unisex, cozy, mid-weight fleece
Style: Feral-mom energy with premium tattoo-flash ink

Introducing the Chaos Crew Hoodie — the official uniform for moms who clock in at 7AM and survive on iced coffee, prayer, and the hope that everyone keeps their limbs today.

This drop is limited, feral, and stitched for the ones who run homes, errands, and small emotional crime scenes.

Tattoo-flash inspired. Mom-chaos certified.
If you know, you know.

FEATURES

• Premium soft fleece — warm enough for morning drop-off, breathable enough for grocery combat

• Bold tattoo-flash print that survives the toddler laundry apocalypse

• Unisex fit: size up for oversized cozy, size down for fitted

• Four colorways that match leggings, sweats, and feral-child debris

• Designed in Texas for moms who refuse to go quietly

  AVAILABLE COLORS

  • Black

  • Cream

  • Evergreen

  • Cranberry

     

    
    

    
    

    FIT + SIZING

    True-to-size unisex fit.
    Nik is 5'5 and wears a Medium for a relaxed look.
    Size up if you want full gremlin comfort.

    See size chart in photos (tattoo-flash style).

     

    CARE

    Machine wash cold, inside out.
    Hang dry for longevity.
    Ignore the glitter stuck to it from your children.

     

    SHIPPING

    Each hoodie is made to order. Please allow standard production time.
    Limited drop — once sold out, it’s gone. 

     

    TAGLINE FOR THE TOP OF THE LISTING

    “For the ones keeping the whole household from turning feral — Chaos Crew, assemble.”